My jaw hurts just thinking about this:

According to www.dollymix.tv:

Oy vey. Tania Derveaux, the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium, is offering to give away blow jobs. 40,000 of them, to be exact. Apparently this all started as a joke when in response to an opposing party's claims of offering "new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts", Tania posed naked in a parody campaign, promising voters 40,000 *jobs*. Due to "popular demand", Tania is going to make a "political protest" by sucking it up, taking a 500 day to tour around the world, and giving 40,000 blow jobs. (That's 80 blow jobs a day, if you were wondering.)

Read more here.

I don't see anything wrong with this. When I ran for class president I gave out hand jobs in return for votes. Not only that, girls got them too...and our school mascot...and the cafeteria lady...and the creepy guy who cleaned the toilets. Hey, I don't discrimiate, peoples.

*sigh* It's so hard being a lady of pure class. But you do know, you can't spell "class" without "ass."