November 19, 2005

Sad But True. . .Moonbattery in the University

Our first Weekend Humor post comes from Right Wing Nation. Here is an excerpt:

Nearly everyone now knows that academics are mostly leftists. What they don’t know is how nutty many of them are—and I intend to correct that.
Everything here is true. The names have been changed to protect the stupid.
Marta is a UACJOB (University-Affiliated Creature with Jell-O for Brains, pronounced “wackjob”). Marta is in her fifties, about 5’3”, between 200 and 250 pounds, and believes that it is her feminist duty to fight oppression (looskism, you know, or would that be sizeism?) by wearing spandex to work. As little spandex as she can wear without breaking the law.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Monica said...

Wearing spandex? How does that fight oppression? The only item in this situation that's being oppressed is the spandex.

Poor, poor spandex.

Sun Nov 20, 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Ann said...

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Sun Nov 20, 08:25:00 AM  

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