Iran's Holocaust Revision Conference

Deep in Hell, Hitler cracks a smile. . .

Tehran, 5 Jan. (AKI) - Iran has decided to rewrite and revise the history of the Holocaust. Following the repeated declarations by the Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and other senior government officials on the need to re-examine the history of the genocide of the Jews during the Second World War, the association of Islamic Journalists of Iran has been tasked with quickly putting together an international conference on the Holocaust.

Holocaust denier and lawsuit loser David Irving, currently jailed in Austria for the aforementioned "historical" hopes to be chosen keynote speaker. (OK, that we made up, but will no doubt feel vindicated once he finds out.)

Organizers feel the need to examine the "truthfulness of the version that Europe and the Zionists have imposed on the world on the murder of Jews during the years of the great war":

"We want to offer a free and democratic platform to the historians to examine in-depth this myth, seeing that in different European countries there exist laws against democracy and freedom that to do not allow intellectuals who believe in a version distinct from that which is officially pronounced on the Holocaust," added Afzali.

"We will invite those who believe in the imposed version as well as all those who have spent years of their lives in the study of documents related to the Holocaust and have come to the conclusion that the history books in schools and universities do not correspond to the truth," said Afzali, who however refused to supply the names of the revisionist historians who have been contacted to appear in the conference in Tehran.

Never. Forget.