Jesus says no!
Here's a short clip from my favorite show, Scrubs.
Seriously, I want a talking Jesus statue. Then I could bring Him everywhere with me!
Person A: "Yeah? Well, what would Jesus do?"
Me: "I don't know, why don't you ask Him yourself!?"
*Brings out talking Jesus statue...Heavenly light comes from the sky and angels sing*
Oh man, so cool!