National! Emergency! Forum! For! Churchill! Is! A! Giant! Flop!

"The man identified only as El Presidente" is on assignment in New Mexico, but the Drunkablog, bless his patient soul, endured hours of Ward Churchill adulation, leftwing lunacy, and a smorgasbord of leftover food.

The Churchillites were expecting hundreds of free speech lovers, academic icons, and media to convene, as they signed up for one of the biggest classrooms at CU-Boulder.

Alas, less than 4 dozen people materialized, including covert personnel.

Heartache.

Churchill's clout is on the wane, what with all the plagiarism and academic dishonesty charges.