Kwanzaa Komedy-A Poem
relapsed catholic's Kwanzaa Komedy:
'Twas the night before KwanzaaRead it all. Comes complete with explanatory links of Kwanzaa's deconstruction.
And all through the 'hood,
Maulana Karenga was up to no good.
He'd tortured a woman and spent time in jail.
He needed a new scam that just wouldn't fail.
("So what if I stuck some chick's toe in a vice?
Nobody said revolution was nice!")
The Sixties were over. Now what would he do?
Why, he went back to school -- so that's "Dr." to you!
He once ordered shootouts at UCLA
Now he teaches Black Studies just miles away.
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