A Very Jihadi Christmas
"Infidels" (with apologies to "Jingle Bells"):
Lurking in the dark of Sadr City's slumsGreat fun!
Planning my attack, dodging Arab thugs
Bombs on waistlines make, a splendid glorious sight
By Muhammad's beard I hope for 72 virgins tonight.
Oh, infidels, infidels
In the Holy Land!
Oh what joy it brings to cut
Off an ear nose head or hand!