A Very Jihadi Christmas

"Infidels" (with apologies to "Jingle Bells"):

Lurking in the dark of Sadr City's slums

Planning my attack, dodging Arab thugs

Bombs on waistlines make, a splendid glorious sight

By Muhammad's beard I hope for 72 virgins tonight.

Oh, infidels, infidels

In the Holy Land!

Oh what joy it brings to cut

Off an ear nose head or hand!

(Repeat)

Great fun!