December 23, 2006

Kwanzaa Komedy-A Poem

relapsed catholic's Kwanzaa Komedy:
'Twas the night before Kwanzaa
And all through the 'hood,
Maulana Karenga was up to no good.

He'd tortured a woman and spent time in jail.
He needed a new scam that just wouldn't fail.
("So what if I stuck some chick's toe in a vice?
Nobody said revolution was nice!")

The Sixties were over. Now what would he do?
Why, he went back to school -- so that's "Dr." to you!
He once ordered shootouts at UCLA
Now he teaches Black Studies just miles away.
Read it all. Comes complete with explanatory links of Kwanzaa's deconstruction.

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1 comment:

  1. Twas the night before Kwanzaa and all through the Sphere
    All the wingnuts were praying it would disappear
    For their very own president said to the nation
    That he too respected this new celebration.

    Compassionate's one thing but this went too far
    They thought to themselves while out scrounging for tar
    They loathed the idea of black african drumming
    Somehow they must try to stop Kwanzaa from coming

    Read THIS whole thing.

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